SuperTsar
A Mural in Vilnius, Lithuania, Photography by Aleksandr Lukjanov, Alamy
I am the centre of the universe
I command respect in Russia’s smallest spaces
I control the parliament
I manipulate the media
The security services do my bidding
The judiciary is in my palm
My people know their history
I have a modernizing army
that has shown its mettle near and far
I have 7300 nuclear warheads
(nobody really knows how many)
I am ready to use them
to stay in power until I die
regardless of the cost to my country
its region or beyond
I am a really smart guy
I can defy reality
I can defeat its truths
by creating my own
I can combat the inevitable
by ensuring it never comes to pass
while I am still of this world
I am sort of fond of Donald
We understand one another
He loves power
He has no patience for checks and balances
He would also sell his grandmother for a good idea
He is a sucker for flattery
He is the most useful of my idiots
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